Classic Lines from the Kids
Found these oldies from way back when the boys were still only little... The one bout the shoes I was trying to help G1 understand what it feel like to be the other person. Me: You have to put yourself in their shoes and try to understand what it must feel like. What would you do? G1: I would take my shoes back. Where's my drink? G1 was attending the cooking class at Marche. The doorman was teasing him about the drink bottle in his hand. Doorman: Where's my drink? G1: At the supermarket. Old and New G1: Aunty L gave me this. BK: She's Granny L to you, G1. G1: Why? Me: You need to call her Granny L because it is a sign of respect. She's a lot older than you. G1: She's older than me? Me: Yes. G1: Am I new? Where are your manners? Daddy: Where are your manners, G1? G1: I left them at school. The gentleman's toilet G2 needed the toilet. As I usually do, I tried to take him into the ladies restroom with me. G2: I can't go in there! I'm ...