The Twelve Days of Christmas - Malaysian Style

This is what happens when two people start goofing around over Christmas... Music and lyrics borrowed and adapted from the original 12 Days of Christmas by Nikki G and S Lee.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
A big bowl of Dhal curry. 
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave me...
Two chapati and a big bowl of Dhal curry. 
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Three soup Tom Yum, two chapati and a big bowl of Dhal curry. 
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Four suckling pigs, three soup Tom Yum, two chapati and a big bowl of Dhal curry. 
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Five hour heart burn, four suckling pigs, three soup Tom Yum, two chapati and a big bowl of Dhal curry. 
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Six packs of Eno, five hour heart burn, four suckling pigs, three soup Tom Yum, two chapati and a big bowl of Dhal curry. 
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Seven kuih lapis, six packs of Eno, five hour heart burn, four suckling pigs, three soup Tom Yum, two chapati and a big bowl of Dhal curry. 
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Eight bowls of cendol, seven kuih lapis, six packs of Eno, five hour heart burn, four suckling pigs, three soup Tom Yum, two chapati and a big bowl of Dhal curry. 
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Nine nasi lemak, eight bowls of cendol, seven kuih lapis, six packs of Eno, five hour heart burn, four suckling pigs, three soup Tom Yum, two chapati and a big bowl of Dhal curry. 
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Ten mangosteens, nine nasi lemak, eight bowls of cendol, seven kuih lapis, six packs of Eno, five hour heart burn, four suckling pigs, three soup Tom Yum, two chapati and a big bowl of Dhal curry. 
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Eleven prawn crackers, ten mangosteens, nine nasi lemak, eight bowls of cendol, seven kuih lapis, six packs of Eno, five hour heart burn, four suckling pigs, three soup Tom Yum, two chapati and a big bowl of Dhal curry. 
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Twelve tins of Milo, eleven prawn crackers, ten mangosteens, nine nasi lemak, eight bowls of cendol, seven kuih lapis, six packs of Eno, five hour heart burn, four suckling pigs, three soup Tom Yum, two chapati and a big bowl of Dhal curry.

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