G1's Marvellous Joke Book


G1 receive Roald Dahl's Marvellous Joke Book as a birthday present recently and it has inspired him to come up with his own jokes. Here are a few he came up with recently...

Q: What do you get when you cross a dragon and a pig?
A: Roasted pork.

Q: Which dinosaur loves taking pictures?
A: Camarasaurus.

Q: Which dinosaur is a superhero?
A: Supersaurus.


The next one is actually one that he came up with quite a while ago but it came to mind again when he started telling his new jokes. How apt that it is Roald Dahl that inspired his interest to create jokes.

Q: What's a dinosaur's favourite author?
A: Roarald Dahl.

Perhaps I should save them for G1's Marvellous Joke Book?

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