The One About the Jack-A**

Sometimes I wonder what on Earth goes on in the car in the mornings when Daddy sends Gavin to school...

On Tuesday, my SIL and I went to Bangsar Village with Gavin and Gareth.  The traffic was horrendous and my SIL hit the horn.

Gavin immediately piped up, "What did the jack-ass do?"

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