A Writer's Papyrus

We bought some strawberries at the fruit and veggie market. As we were getting back into the car...  G2: Gimme the strawberries! Daddy: You can't eat them yet. We have to wash them first. G2: But the strawberries want to sit next to me... Daddy: Yeah I know... They want to sit in your tummy.

G2: There’s a haunted house in the bathroom. Me: Are there ghosts, too? G2: Yes. Me: I think they’re telling you it’s time to get out of the bath. G2: Oh! Yes! Me: Are you scared? G2: No. They are protecting me. Me: From who? G2: The witch. Dare I ask who the witch is? Is she the nasty woman who’s come to get him out of the bath?